Comedian Jim Gaffigan was once asked what having a fifth child was like. He said it was like you’re barely treading water, and you’re tired, and you’re not sure you can make it … and then someone throws you a baby.
We will occasionally review a kid’s TV show and let you know whether you should let this kid’s show into your house or whether, like with the ex-boyfriend, bar all evidence of its existence from your house.
This is the first ever edition of “The Bad Dad Mailbag,” where I - a bad dad - answer real questions from other bad dads. Before we jump into today’s mailbag (figuratively, unless you have a mailbag, at which point who am I to tell you what to do with your Constitutional right to bag as you see fit?)