This is the first ever edition of “The Bad Dad Mailbag,” where I - a bad dad - answer real questions from other bad dads. Before we jump into today’s mailbag (figuratively, unless you have a mailbag, at which point who am I to tell you what to do with your Constitutional right to bag as you see fit?)
You’re probably even doing a good job! Like, is your kid alive? Will he/she more than likely STILL be alive in 24 hours? Does your child seem to have a general sense of being loved? Yes? DUDE, you are CRUSHING this!